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Zombieland Trailer Review

Of the many positive reviews of the Zombieland trailer I read online, this one is my favorite:

Oh my sweet goddamn Lord! The trailer for Zombieland is just begging for a

MOTHERFUCKER! I want to be inside this movie. I want to take it to the prom and feel it up in the back of a Volkswagen. I want to hold it and squeeze and call it George. And then I want it to eat my face off.

I can watch this trailer for infinity. If there is a heaven, this trailer is on a loop. It’s got everything, people. And by everything I mean: Zombie brides; zombie football players; zombies crawling under stalls; bad-ass Woody Harrelson zombie killer (oh, Mickey Knox, I missed you); zombie kills of the week, and a motherfucking piano falling on a motherfucking zombie.

Oh God. I think I might be crying a little. Jesus: My nose is bleeding. It’s just like the first time I had sex!

The comments on the page are also really good.

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