ruben fleischer

Go back in time

Here is a link to the Google index in 2001.  

http://www.google.com/search2001.html

Pretty funny!

Monkey Business

“Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.” The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys! Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.” 

Sarah Palin Is Dumb

I have been so frustrated with watching videos of the incredibly dumb Republican Vice Presidential nominee, I decided to create a site in her honor:

www.sarahpalinisdumb.com

I know the name is a bit on the nose, but it’s absurd to me the fervor behind her support when I can’t imagine a more unqualified person to fill this incredibly important role.  As we all know, John McCain is 72 years old and has had multiple bouts with cancer.  It’s amazing that Sarah Palin could potentially be a heartbeat away from running this country.

Anyway, I will continue to update this site with the latest Palin quotes and insight.